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I’m a DJ / Producer / Coder / Designer. Now here’s some Cat Ipsum to make this seem like a real bio: Attack feet meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat so kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn’t see that no you didn’t definitely didn’t lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment. Purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow meow so wake up human for food at 4am so going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today or i will ruin the couch with my claws run in circles, for attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened.

Licks your face under the bed. Pretend you want to go out but then don’t. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off lounge in doorway or kitty power bite nose of your human and ask for petting and need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me, for making bread on the bathrobe. Scoot butt on the rug. Chase mice sniff all the things. Put butt in owner’s face. Scoot butt on the rug chase dog then run away or present belly, scratch hand when stroked fight an alligator and win so slap the dog because cats rule or hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser.

Tuxedo cats always looking dapper scratch me there, elevator butt plan steps for world domination, or show belly mew. Who’s the baby hide head under blanket so no one can see. Chew the plant purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table so human give me attention meow curl into a furry donut headbutt owner’s knee claws in the eye of the beholder prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust.